Skeeters

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I love mosquito bites.  No, truly.  I love having a mosquito bite.  When my foot is crazy itchy in one particular spot and I scratch it absentmindedly, stopping in a sudden panic, in fear of a symptom, I warily look down and smile with pleasure at the sight of a red bite.

Friends, when you have suffered the crazy itch that is a symptom of Hodgkins or Non-hodgkins lymphoma, you never feel the same about a bug bite again.

Feast away, my buzzy, fanged friends.  

That is all.